Tuesday, May 13, 2008

First Pancake

*first pancake
[fûrst pān'kāk'] noun

The oldest child who usually lacks social skills that their younger siblings have. Taken from saying that the first pancake cooked generally doesn't turn out because the griddle is still heating up. A first pancake doesn't have an older sibling to watch go through the basic firsts of life and instead must figure them out for his or herself, leaving him or her in many awkward, scary situations. They feel behind compared to most of their peers in areas such as dating, never really figuring out what exactly is wrong with them.

Examples:
Wow, she's never had a relationship, she must be a first pancake.
He's so naive, I bet he's a first pancake.

See guinea pig, experiment child.

7 comments:

Alyssa said...

you know the FPC would never be the same without the dictionary explaining exactly what it was...I should ahve looked that up..Oh wait I already know waht it is because I am a member...lameness. haha!

Katya said...

tehe, it's not a super great definition, just a quickie one. maybe someone should write some sort of manifesto or something...:) Yay FPC!

Jody Lynn said...

I loved this post. I just laughed the whole time I read it. I also copied it and posted it on my blog. I think it deserves to be there. Hope you don't mind. :)

Ashlan said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

amanda said...

I finally know what you guys mean....he he! So funny.

kylie said...

i am joining the first pancake club, officially!

Katya said...

Yes! Go Kylie! I think we're going to get rings or something...so we can feel a little cooler about ourselves...