ooh! another one!

K, this site is beyond hilarious too.

Cake Wrecks.

A taste:

"Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"

"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"

"No."

"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"

"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."

[silence]

[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"

"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."

See the cake here.

I'm going to submit the Brick Oven guarantee card.

So I'm sitting at work, trying really hard not to laugh audibly, and I am failing miserably.
Why?

This site.

Preview: Stop! Wash your hands before touching "a" puppy! "You" can-pass-germs from puppy-to-puppy!

Too funny. I spotted this on Kylie's blogroll. Many thanks for the laughs. :)

-K

and on a happier note, can I just say that I absolutely love these letters?

Like, I wish I had written these:

…,

Deconstruct: what you think you know about life and love.
I´m slipping through your fingers like sand. Please, Please, Please… Tighten your grip.

— anonymous

D,

Waiting for us is like waiting for a 9 in minesweeper. I’m not sure if I will ever get it, but something tells me if I spend enough time, avoid all the right mines … I’ll find you.

— M, the geek

Simply adorable.

Latest Obsession

All of a sudden I'm really into etsy and super cute homemade trinkets. I think it all started with the Rockstar Diaries blog and then was further nourished by my visits to the farmer's market.
Check out my latest purchase:

beyond adorable, n'est-ce pas? Anyway, there's this event going on on June 27th in Orem where a TON of awesome handmade jewelry, clothing, hair accessories, etc. I think...that if you're in the area...you should come with me...

More info (it's also all on the flag photo to the right):
What: Bijou Market aka amazing homemade items for your purchase!
When: June 27th, 2-8 pm
Where: 202 E 1800 S Orem
See you there!

Kadoodle Cloodle

So you may be wondering where I got that picture of words at the top of this page....

Okay, so maybe you haven't.
But if you were, I'm about to reveal from where exactly it came....
Be eXcItEd!


I got it off of wordle.net. You put in some words or a quote OR the address of your blog and it'll pull up a bunch of words and make them into a picture where you can change the font, color scheme, how they're arranged, etc. It's super fun; I think I've made at least five. Anyway, it's interesting to see what words it pulls from your blog, like elevator. Where'd that come from? When did I talk about elevators? Good getting think love miss know go chemistry. Pretty much sums it up, don't you think?