8th time's the charm

K. Seriously? I believe I am done.

Highlight of my night: everyone sitting around the octahedral glass table (that had one C8 and 8 C2 rotations...chem test on Monday...) at Sara's Christmas party discussing my dating life.

"Is he team Jacob or team Edward? Because if he's team Edward then I don't think it's going to work out."

Bam. Pretty much all you need inquire apparently.

Best part: that would be Anthony who said that quote.

I heart my chem major friends.

ooh! another one!

K, this site is beyond hilarious too.

Cake Wrecks.

A taste:

"Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"

"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"

"No."

"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"

"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."

[silence]

[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"

"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."

See the cake here.

I'm going to submit the Brick Oven guarantee card.

So I'm sitting at work, trying really hard not to laugh audibly, and I am failing miserably.
Why?

This site.

Preview: Stop! Wash your hands before touching "a" puppy! "You" can-pass-germs from puppy-to-puppy!

Too funny. I spotted this on Kylie's blogroll. Many thanks for the laughs. :)