You know what, I really do not like conflict. I don't like deception, I don't like drama. (Ok, sometimes I convince myself that it makes my life exciting, but then I experience it and I hate it.)
You know something else? The awesome thing about being sick is you don't really have any appetite. So if I was sick (which I'm not, of course) then I wouldn't have to worry about cooking or anything (which of course I did when I made...myself....crackers...for dinner?). I wouldn't have to come home between classes to eat lunch, and I wouldn't have to buy anything besides yogurt and aforementioned crackers at the grocery store. Yep, I'd say that would almost make it worth it to be sick. Too bad I'm not.
You can convince yourself of just about anything. I've been practicing real hard.