picking out a birthday card for your father-in-law is not the easiest thing in the world.
In fact, picking out birthday cards in general is practically the worst thing ever. That statement is probably inspired by my chronic indecision, but still. The funny cards aren't funny and the sentimental ones are stupid so what are you supposed to do?!
I just want a card that says, "Happy Birthday!" on the front without glitter or dogs wearing clothes or ugly cartoons and nothing on the inside. Is that too much to ask, Hallmark?