the night's watch

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I went to a party at a chemistry friend's house last night, and I couldn't find a single person who had read Game of Thrones, which was all I really wanted out of that evening. Instead, everyone talked about alcohol, and I watched some people play Duck Hunt on an original Nintendo. Kind of a bummer. I think I was better at BYU parties.

the grand finale to my halloween

kind of like this...

First Pancake

*first pancake
[fûrst pān'kāk'] noun

The oldest child who usually lacks social skills that their younger siblings have. Taken from saying that the first pancake cooked generally doesn't turn out because the griddle is still heating up. A first pancake doesn't have an older sibling to watch go through the basic firsts of life and instead must figure them out for his or herself, leaving him or her in many awkward, scary situations. They feel behind compared to most of their peers in areas such as dating, never really figuring out what exactly is wrong with them.

Examples:
Wow, she's never had a relationship, she must be a first pancake.
He's so naive, I bet he's a first pancake.

See guinea pig, experiment child.